Cornell Sex Email Scandal

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Ok this made me literally laugh out loud for a few minutes, followed by a nervous sweaty feeling of, “oh my god this kind of thing can happen to anyone with one wrong click!”

John and Lisa, two employees at Cornell University who are involved in an e-mail sex scandal of sorts. Both are married, but not to each other. The two were sending sexual emails back and forth. Now, cheating and sh*tting where you eat is frowned upon, but not really a “scandal.” The scandal part comes into play when my main man John accidentally BCC’ed (Blind CC) the entire campus, every single student enrolled in the school, and gave them a peek into the best reality show going.

The emails are below, and they are hysterical. The way this guy talks about her savory juices gave the serious creeps.

You can read the whole creepy convo by clicking on the picture:

john

Synopsis: (Hope you didn’t just eat…this is creepy).
From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:56 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:
That sounds VERY SEXY to me!!! What kind of panties do you have on??? 🙂

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:57 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

A thong of course.

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:59 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

Well, be specific please!!! 🙂

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:01 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

Uh,a bright blue thong.if you want more specifics you;ll have to just see it for yourself.it could be your lunch;-)

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:05 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

Wow! I just LOVE that idea! And it would require no extra seasoning, seeing as how it would have your savory juices all over it!!! 🙂

Cut to a couple of hours later:

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:44 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

OH, I can SERIOUSLY help you with both of those Baby, don’t worry!

And I will be SO FUCKING HORNY after I get done SPANKING that FINE ASS of yours for hours, you’ll be FULL for a week after you swallow me! And I hear that CUM is an excellent source of protein, as well as other nutrients!!!

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:46 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

I knew I could count on you!!! You’re my hero!!!! My knight in shining armor!!! My private porn star!!!!!

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