Remember Hobie from Baywatch? Ok, well think drugs and sextapes. Read.

Remember this adorable little boogie boarder?

Well he, with the help of a few years, little to no career, and alot of drugs now looks like this:

So ^^THIS GUY^^ has a sextape out. It didn’t work for Moeshas little brother man, it isn’t going to work for you. Hobie is claiming he isn’t responsible for the leaked tape though. 

 The  45-minute sex tape is currently being shopped around to the highest bidder. The current high bid is 6 bucks. 

The tape also stars former mega-porn tart Sky Lopez, who is apparently now a born again Christian. Wonder if she goes to the same church as Jenna Jameson. Hobie’s statement about the tape illustrates the crackheadishness that is Jeremy Jackson:

Listen, this video was made by my best friend. Between me and a casual sex partner who just so happened to be a former porn star. I was later physically threatened if I didn’t turn the DVD over to some drug addicted thugs. 

They said, ‘Sky wanted it back and I didn’t want to ever be seen as a porn star, that she had turned to God and was changing her life.’ So I gave it up for HER and so they would not beat me up and ‘make my life hell’ as they had threatened. I was blackmailed. This private recording becoming public kinda sucks. But I thought people out there should know the truth and how far some people will go to make a quick buck.

 

MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I would sooner believe that Hobie is up for an academy award than believe this guy’s story. He must have asked K-Ci and JoJo for help coming up with a story while sharing some drugs. That is really something only a member of Phi Smoka Cracka would say. Consider yourself pledged and a full fledged brother now Hobie.

Now, let me entertain this for a second and try and break it down here.  A porn star doesn’t want people to see her boning on camera? The same girl who has been doing the lambada for years on camera? And his best friend just happened to film it? I can understand if she doesn’t want to be seen schtooking HOBIE on camera, because they were probably hopped up on some good crystal and she just didn’t realize what was going on, now that she knows, she would probably do anything to destroy the evidence. This is like a bad ep of Baywatch Nights. Did anyone else watch that show? 

 

Regardless, when it drops….your boy will be watching. For research purposes.

Oh and by the way…this just gives me an excuse to post a picture of the ‘Hoff.
Insert gratuitous ‘Hoff pic here:

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One Response to “Remember Hobie from Baywatch? Ok, well think drugs and sextapes. Read.”

  1. Where have you been, Sir Freshness?

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