Archive for September, 2008

Remember Hobie from Baywatch? Ok, well think drugs and sextapes. Read.

Posted in Rants on September 4, 2008 by thefreshness

Remember this adorable little boogie boarder?

Well he, with the help of a few years, little to no career, and alot of drugs now looks like this:

So ^^THIS GUY^^ has a sextape out. It didn’t work for Moeshas little brother man, it isn’t going to work for you. Hobie is claiming he isn’t responsible for the leaked tape though. 

 The  45-minute sex tape is currently being shopped around to the highest bidder. The current high bid is 6 bucks. 

The tape also stars former mega-porn tart Sky Lopez, who is apparently now a born again Christian. Wonder if she goes to the same church as Jenna Jameson. Hobie’s statement about the tape illustrates the crackheadishness that is Jeremy Jackson:

Listen, this video was made by my best friend. Between me and a casual sex partner who just so happened to be a former porn star. I was later physically threatened if I didn’t turn the DVD over to some drug addicted thugs. 

They said, ‘Sky wanted it back and I didn’t want to ever be seen as a porn star, that she had turned to God and was changing her life.’ So I gave it up for HER and so they would not beat me up and ‘make my life hell’ as they had threatened. I was blackmailed. This private recording becoming public kinda sucks. But I thought people out there should know the truth and how far some people will go to make a quick buck.

 

MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I would sooner believe that Hobie is up for an academy award than believe this guy’s story. He must have asked K-Ci and JoJo for help coming up with a story while sharing some drugs. That is really something only a member of Phi Smoka Cracka would say. Consider yourself pledged and a full fledged brother now Hobie.

Now, let me entertain this for a second and try and break it down here.  A porn star doesn’t want people to see her boning on camera? The same girl who has been doing the lambada for years on camera? And his best friend just happened to film it? I can understand if she doesn’t want to be seen schtooking HOBIE on camera, because they were probably hopped up on some good crystal and she just didn’t realize what was going on, now that she knows, she would probably do anything to destroy the evidence. This is like a bad ep of Baywatch Nights. Did anyone else watch that show? 

 

Regardless, when it drops….your boy will be watching. For research purposes.

Oh and by the way…this just gives me an excuse to post a picture of the ‘Hoff.
Insert gratuitous ‘Hoff pic here:

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Do you know who this guy is? TELL ME. Leave your guess in the comments!

Posted in Funny Internet Stuff on September 3, 2008 by thefreshness

Ok so I have been away from the computer for a little bit here’s what i missed…condensed.

Posted in Rants on September 3, 2008 by thefreshness

John McCain, a guy who will never be able to be a football ref

 

has chosen Tina Fey as his running mate in his quest for the Presidency.

Oh no, he chose Sarah Palin (how do we properly pronounce it because I personally prefer Pay-Lin)

Sarah looks like she could be Tina’s sexy older sister. You know, the one who would hook you up with a beer and sit on your lap when you were hanging out with her younger sister only to have the younger one accuse you of flirting with her hot older sister. Am I the only one that happened to?

Anyway, I think it was a good idea in theory to have Palin on board. Initially. Theory. Reality is (**DISCLAIMER I AM NOT JUDGING….too much) her daughter is having a baby out of wedlock. Yes folks, the republican candidate for veep is about to be a grandma and her daughter is an unmarried HS senior. Seems to be at odds with the republican majority so lets see how that plays out.

Palin’s future son in law (you know the govt showed up at his house and forced his ass to marry this girl) was the local high school jock. On a MySpace page subsequently taken down, Johnston boasts, “I’m a f – – -in’ redneck” who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.

“But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- – – and just f – – -in’ chillin’ I guess.”

“Ya f – – – with me I’ll kick [your] ass,” he added.

He also claims to be “in a relationship,” but states, “I don’t want kids

I found a picture of Palin’s son in law which is indicative of his potential parenting skills, he’s to the right of the “dancer” in a fatigue t shirt.

Working in Alaska seems to be a problem for of all people, DIDDY. Oh no, I bet the republicans are upset they don’t have the support of this guy – Diddy’s YouTube Rant On Palin
I usually stick up for Diddy but wow. Thats a new level of DUMB.

Anyway, it will be fun to see how the whole thing plays out, I am sure Bristol didn’t anticipate all of this when she let her Kevin Federline (loser who lucks out and knocks up someone semi important) get the oochiecoochie.

Life imitates art

Posted in Rants on September 1, 2008 by thefreshness

If you have ever watched Californication you know that the show is short on much of anything besides gratuitous sex scenes. I love that show. Anyway, they say life imitates art and last week (I’ve been away for a few days, sorry) David Duchovny checked himself into rehab for sex addiction.